Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex T-Shirt halloween rendered with visible dot patterning

rendered with visible dot patterning and a weathered screen-print texture

Thirty-two automatic lanes

A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

Distressed white script text reads "Fratelli's" at the top

Peaking at adequate takes real commitment when you consider how many brothers are actively trying

Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex T-Shirt halloween rendered with visible dot patterningDaring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable. Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department. The Details: Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.