Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s flanked by a golf bag

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

Cozy and durable

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

A large ornate serif display font in distressed white reads "OKAYEST" in the center

Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s flanked by a golf bagChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a