How About a Bowl of I Don't Give a Shit? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_burton Calling dibs on the turkey

Calling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household

which is the kind of dedication that deserves a slow clap and zero eye contact

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has been working hard since 1963

Vernon's entire kingdom depends on one kid in a denim jacket staying seated

How About a Bowl of I Don't Give a Shit? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_burton Calling dibs on the turkeyPresenting indifference in a steaming bowl is the most honest thing a 1950s housewife has ever done. Casseroles were never going to fix anything, but at least the apathy is served hot. The Details: White retro text at the top reads "How about a bowl of." A white vintage clip art illustration of a smiling 1950s housewife in an apron presents a steaming bowl, rendered in a mid century advertisement style. White text below reads "I don't give a shit."