Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Women's T-Shirt Size:L rendered with visible dot patterning

rendered with visible dot patterning and a weathered screen-print texture

Distressed white spaced-out text reads "SOMETIMES" above large weathered block lettering reading "YOU WIN

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

Distressed white horror-style text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

The subtitle shows up three seconds too late

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Women's T-Shirt Size:L rendered with visible dot patterningLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a feminine,