The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Unisex Sweatshirt baker city Carrying a roll of toilet

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

Dripping red text below reads "Dig iT

red tongue

Rope-script blue lettering spells "Rollerdrome

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Unisex Sweatshirt baker city Carrying a roll of toiletLardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare, and the entire grandstand paid the price in blueberry. Nobody wins a barf o rama, but everybody remembers one. Inspired by Stand by Me. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "THE GREAT TRI COUNTY" above large cream block capitals reading "BAKE OFF & PIE EAT." A blueberry pie illustration with golden crust and purple filling sits in a spilled blueberry