I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th followed by smaller golden-tan script

followed by smaller golden-tan script reading "Pacific Northwest League

" "Security

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

" Curved text along the bottom reads "SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE

with a brown body and yellow mane

I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th followed by smaller golden-tan scriptJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%