Edward's Landscaping - Long Sleeve T-Shirt favz Treating an alien hunting party

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

" with a row of green topiary silhouettes below

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti

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