I Survived The Kumite 1988 - Unisex T-Shirt coen brothers Bold white serif capitals below

Bold white serif capitals below read "NEWPORT BEACH" above "CALIFORNIA

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I Survived The Kumite 1988 - Unisex T-Shirt coen brothers Bold white serif capitals belowSurviving the Kumite earns you bragging rights, a hospital visit, and apparently a souvenir tee. Chong Li didn't get one because nobody had the nerve to hand it to him. Inspired by Bloodsport. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "I SURVIVED THE" above "KUMITE" rendered large in a red and yellow brushstroke Asian inspired typeface. Golden yellow text below reads "HONG KONG," followed by two red Chinese style dragons flanking golden yellow