Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed blue text reads

Arched distressed blue text reads "LICENSE TO" above a solid blue silhouette of the state of Illinois

Running on a platform of desert landscaping and permanent conflict resolution is honestly the most transparent campaign promise in American history

Aerospace engineers spent seven years earning the right to correct one single phrase

with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO" across a yellow banner

Greendale never stood a chance

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed blue text readsGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,