University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Matching sweaters and mandatory board

Matching sweaters and mandatory board games occupy the same Geneva Convention gray area as sleep deprivation

Ambition peaks when both checkboxes involve a gas station

the man in a red top and white pants against a dark background

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

Hamburger Hamlet opened in 1950 on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood

University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Matching sweaters and mandatory boardFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by