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Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines

Bigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation

LEE" in bold red lettering

Nobody argues because the organ player drowns out dissent

Bold white chunky text reads "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAULK OUT" in a stacked two-line layout

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