Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text

Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

it's a curtain call for a country that forgot the difference between entertainment and execution

Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Bowling alleys like this one held suburban communities together long before anyone needed an app

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic textTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script