It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M this one’s perfect for fans

this one’s perfect for fans of dark humor

A blue bowling ball circle containing "24" sits beside red and blue text reading "AUTOMATIC LANES" and "NAPA

Daring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable

Arched distressed white serif text reads "AVENGERS" at top

Inspired by Family Guy

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M this one’s perfect for fansRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the