Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy pretending he understands the marketing

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "EUGENE" above "EST 1951" flanking a cartoon meadowlark in yellow and brown perched on a baseball bat

A thin red horizontal line separates teal Japanese characters "新世界" at the bottom

Bold red cursive script reading "Dee's" sits between "ESTD" and "1932

Curved white block text along the bottom reads "MOSQUITOES

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy pretending he understands the marketingSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small