University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL acknowledging that surviving December requires

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

Pee-wee Herman's signature response to being underestimated was as memorable as his laugh

Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAM RUBY'S" at the top

Celebrating New Year's Eve means paying to stand in the cold while pretending to care about the calendar

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University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL acknowledging that surviving December requiresFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by