If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Unisex T-Shirt paris Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

followed by "Connecticut League" in matching golden-yellow serif type

Headlights

A white skull with crossed fork and knife sits centered between "ESTD" and "1985

Later expanding to Sherman Oaks

If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Unisex T-Shirt paris Gold-bordered parallelogram with a whiteRanking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction. That period at the end isn't punctuation, it's a closed negotiation. The Details: Rounded white bubble style lettering in a groovy 1970s inspired serif font reads "If I can't bring my dog I'm not going." stacked across five centered lines, with a period punctuating the final word. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring