Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods

Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods

Inspired by The Running Man

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Classy with a side of scandal—just the way they’d want it

Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles Cryptozoologists keep searching the woodsRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon