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T.J. Wisemen, Inc. Remote Controlled Fart Machine #2 with Boom Box Technology - 15 Realistic Sounds - Wireless with 100 ft Range EpoBob you can get 100% noticeablyBrand: T. J. Wisemen, Inc. Color: Black Features: BOOM BOX TECHNOLOGY improves bass and volume for louder, lifelike sounds. Includes 15 brand new, different and farts sounds! INCLUDES: (1) Fart Machine base with Boom Box Technology [9 Volt Battery NOT included *]; (1) wireless remote control (Remote battery INCLUDED); Sticky tape for hiding under chairs. * NOTE: For proper operation, be sure to use a NEW battery in the base unit. WIRELESS remote